Don’t Forget the Map

Once upon a time, two hikers, Mary and Jane, decided to take a hike in the foothills of the Sandia Mountains in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Before they set off on their adventure, they stopped at Generation Health 2621 Wyoming Blvd. NE Albuquerque, NM 87112 to pick up some fun “adult” snacks for the trek.

Mary and Jane were particularly excited about one snack they bought, the GH Labs Trailblazer bar. It was two cannabis-infused granola bars with 50mg of cannabis oil each. They had heard great things about it from their friends and couldn’t wait to try it out on their hike.

So off they went! Mary and Jane hiked through the beautiful landscape, enjoying the sights and sounds of nature around them. As they reached the top of a hill, they decided to take a break and enjoy their GH Labs Trailblazer bar.

Little did Mary and Jane know that they would start enjoying themselves so much that they went off trail. After eating the bar, Mary and Jane felt an intense wave of euphoria wash over them as if they were in an alternate reality. They became true Trailblazers! They forgot all about where they were going and ended up wandering off into unfamiliar territory without any idea how to get back to the trailhead.

Luckily for them, their phones still worked so they were able to use All Trails to find their way back to the trailhead. The moral of this story is that if you are going to eat a GH Labs Trailblazer bar and go hiking, you had better bring a map!

This is a fictional story written by Jasper Chat. The store is real, usually. The story is not. Please use cannabis responsibly and don’t forget the map.